striders:

every group of friends has a mom friend and if u dont have one then u are the mom friend

(via koa1as)

shisnojon:

amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

damn that sucks I’m healthier than ever, learned a shit ton, and I’m also beautiful and cool

(via koa1as)

marceddy:

when people are really rude and douchey and everyone still loves them

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(Source: lampsarepeopletoo, via koa1as)

sugarrette:

fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me

(Source: sugarskuller, via koa1as)